Poison Ivy is sexy, right?

Yep. Legs, arms, face. Fuck. I’d do it all again, though. Fireworks, swimming, potato gun, tubing (Steph pooped in the Skunk River), grilling, acetylene bomb, itchy rash. All in good fun. Hofmann’s last night in town is this coming Thursday. You should come out and see him off. He’d do it for you, right? I’m going to try to make it to the hobo / sex offender party this weekend. See you in a couple days.

The bastards cut down my avocado tree.

I've been blacking out pretty often, lately. One of these nights, I guess I formed a band. You can check us out here: http://www.simpleplanrox.com/pwtgallery/details.php?image_id=444.

how's this one? 

I did it for you guys.

Holy shit, what a trip. I won’t repeat all of the stupid inside jokes that developed over the the past five days. Instead, go buy or download David Cross’ Shut Up You Fucking Baby. Will brought it on the trip and we listened to both discs twice. Hilarious. I guess that doesn’t cover quite everything, but most of what can’t be heard can be seen in the pictures that follow.

Wednesday, 10:53 AM - The farewell

Wednesday, 11:00 AM - Outside of KB's place. That's Mikey in the background.

Wednesday, 3:14 PM - Start drinking.
 

Wednesday, 4:14 PM - Mikey fills the first one.
 

Wednesday, 4:35 PM - Plymouth, MI. This is the park where Roy met up with us. He somehow managed to stay out of every picture, but I assure you he was there and he was pretty charged up (a Holcombe is 100,000,000 Coulombs).
 

Wednesday, 4:35 PM - Plymouth, MI. This is the park where Roy met up with us. He somehow managed to stay out of every picture, but I assure you he was there and he was pretty charged up (a Holcombe is 100,000,000 Coulombs).
 

Wednesday, 6:10 PM - Not all of the houses in Detroit are this nice.
 

Wednesday, 6:19 PM - Detroit did a mock Chi-town cow thing with crappy little cars. Is one of these cars giving it to the other one?

Wednesday, 7:32 PM - Round Table Quarters. Roy is in this one, but managed to turn his head at the last second.
 

Wednesday, 10:17 PM - Roy's place. By the way, no one drank pee at 9:36.

Thursday, 12:27 PM - Here comes the pee. That shit was tainted. A few beers after this, we drove back to Roy's place, but had to stop for a train. Everyone got out and danced on top of Danger Rides until it passed.
 

Thursday, 3:46 PM - Happy Will
 

Thursday, 7:11 PM - Angry Will
 

Thursday, 10:27 PM - Tommy fills one while I hold the wheel and everyone else snaps pictures. 

Friday, 1:21 AM - Will at the hotel, even angrier.
 

Friday, 4:11 AM - Small Korean supermarket with seating in the front of the store to drink the booze you buy. 6-pack and smokes? Twenty-one dollars, please. Grolsch, Soju, little ice cream dough ball things, naked time! I guess this blog has never had any shame, anyway.
 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday, 4:25 AM - Okay, okay, I can explain. Tommy dropped his pants in the middle of the street and Mikey tried to give him a rusty trombone. Just after, Tommy tried giving an angry hobo a dollar to pose with him with no pants on. Hobos don't like that. Unless they're from Hoboken.

Friday, 5:50 PM - By this time, we were ankle deep in bottles of pee. Spencer cuddled a fresh one under Will's arm while he slept on the floor.

Friday, 12:52 PM - It rained a lot in New York.