The Day in Review:

Pitching quarters, hot sauce fights, bush diving, beer fights, chicken strips, pirates, ear piercings, fruit baskets... Neither Spencer or I left the bars with Tommy at the end of the night, but he woke up on our couch. He said "he didn't know where else to go," so he just let himself in, watched Short Circuit, and went to sleep. If anyone can tell me what happened between midnight and 3:00, I'd really like to know. I got really lucky and found my phone in some bushes this morning. I thought it would be interesting to count how many beers we were drinking since we were starting so early in the day. I lost count at a disgusting 24. My body hates me right now.