Urbana Fire Department, you haven't seen the last of me.

The neighbor called again. Erich said it was the lady who lives two houses away (not who we've suspected for a year now). I haven't found a summer job and my parents gave me the old, "Mike, maybe it's time you came home and got a few weeks in with Al." (Al is the the "A" in A.D. Carradus & Associates and my boss for 8 years, now.) I really don't want to leave the land of sleep, booze and women and/or agouties. Picadilly?.. If you're in town, come over. We cleaned up all the glass from the bottles we shot in Barrydise last night. We've got a hot grill and meat (and corn, Erin). Bring beer, though. We don't have any of that.