Allow me to spread some drama...
We went to The Office for the Monday night hippie blues jam-band thing again. I'm not complaining; I like it. Hippies are typically pretty friendly and they take the heat off of me for usually being the smelliest person in the bar. You know how there's always that sort of ghetto crowd in the corner, though? Last night, some psycho thunder monkey (that's Dogtownian for fat chick) smashed a pint glass over a guy's head, then stabbed him in the face with it. After he got himself off of the floor, he was really confused and paced around the bar squirting blood everywhere for a minute or so. It took a doctor to actually think to call an ambulence. They stopped serving drinks and sent everybody out the door within a half hour or so. Monday nights will never be the same at our home away from home.
Kelly, can I build a (portable) ramp for the end of your dock? I think that would occupy me for the rest of the summer; That is, if Gubba doesn't mind a mumbling fool stumbling around her yard all the time. Jenn and I are going back up to Lake Geneva for a wedding this coming weekend. Her friends from home hung out with us last night and Tommy peed on their car. It's only 10:00 and Hofmann is sleeping on our couch. I just found some chocolate pudding snacks that had been in my hot trunk for over a month. Do you think they're still good?
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What flight are you taking back from Boston? I'm working on getting three days paid vacation time off of work, and in which case, I'm in! Let me know your flight info and I'll try to get on the same one.
Ah, the office. Where every now and then it's all brack people. and the cops show.
They were filming an episode of COPS at The Office? What the fuck was that all about? The last time I got shanked in the mouth by a broken bar glass, my mom DID end up apologizing...so I can't complain all that much. Wax, I especially like the snap of you wearing the blue "take my trick money" wig slugging back a colt 40.
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Nothing too exciting, some pics of naturey type stuff I've done, but more importantly pictures of my Jeep in action. Granted it's a mound of leftover construction dirt, but hey...still walked away with some cool 4wheelin pics. Can you blow me where the pampers is? Oh yeah...I saw Waters get dessimated by some old retarded looking guy in air hockey at Hot Shots last week. Thought you'd like to know. Seriously, without modern technology I don't think this guy would have survived.
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