Sunday, 12:03 AM - Oh, man. She followed this up by throwing all of the bagels and soap out of Tommy's kitchen window. No breakfast. No shower. Just you, me, and a sweaty air mattress with a pen-drawn picture of Tommy giving someone a rusty trombone.
posted by Booomsma @ 6:40 PM
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possibly the funniest hour of my life. or the funniest lawyer. Steph, please use this in court.
defense: your honor, the prosecution has a tampon up her nose.
prosecution: GO CUBS!
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