Okay, I'm sorry I haven't posted in a really long time, but I've been well, all thanks to this tasty breakfast treat I found in my travel bag a few days ago. I have a test tomorrow. I guess that's why I'm posting. I didn't want to study, and I didn't want to prepare for any of the six interviews I have coming up in the next two weeks, and I didn't want to work on this control valve that I've been making for some company up by you guys. Whoa. I guess those are the only things I do, anymore. Come down and drink with me. Please.

This enormous praying mantis tried to take over Washington D.C... 

...but I convinced it to just make out with me, instead. 

This is right before I pushed the little bastard over the ledge. I'm kidding. He made the trip tolerable. 

Niagara Falls is seriously the biggest tourist trap I've ever been caught in. And you should see the places my family goes on vacation. 

Erich, I think you'd fit through, this time. 

Hey, you gotta do it somewhere. We just happened to do it at the same time. 

Yee ol' campin' spot. Thanks, again, Kit & Nat. 

Inspired? 

You may not know that there is a little sign at the bottom of this monstorsity. It reads, "YOU ARE TOO FAR SOUTH. TURN AROUND AND GO HOME!"