Okay, I'm sorry I haven't posted in a really long time, but I've been well, all thanks to this tasty breakfast treat I found in my travel bag a few days ago. I have a test tomorrow. I guess that's why I'm posting. I didn't want to study, and I didn't want to prepare for any of the six interviews I have coming up in the next two weeks, and I didn't want to work on this control valve that I've been making for some company up by you guys. Whoa. I guess those are the only things I do, anymore. Come down and drink with me. Please.
posted by Booomsma @ 6:02 PM
55 Comments:
the longest anticipated post of the season!
nice. i need some of those cakes.
nice beard hippie. just kidding it looks good. and it goes well with your pachouli stank.
keep posting. i thought you hated us or something. we missed you. by we i meant me and golem.
Hey gaywad, good to see you back online. I was starting to think you were a ghost now - even though I saw you in Chicago. See, I don't really believe in people unless there's online evidence they really exist. KEEP IT UP.
^puahahhahahah
GOD mike POST!!
I hate you.
the woman in the wheelchair foto site looks overly happy. "Wheelchairs!!!"
fuck yeah!!! wheelchairs are the shit!!!
Mike sold me his soul and won't be blogging anymore. I'll be taking over from now on.
sweet, satan. i always hoped to find your blog anyway. i already own all of your albums.
anybody seen my do-rag? or as i like to call it, the shroud of BOO-YAAAHHH!
that was me up there looking for my do-rag. something got all fucked up and i accidentally clicked "publish". Infallible? Nigga please!
I'm great at giving handjobs to more that one dude at the same time.
Tommy, you can be the new backup singer for my new techno album coming out next season. Can you dance?
Jesus, your disciples on the quad this week that held up signs saying YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, while yelling at random people, SUCK. Stop giving me all your rejects.
Shiva, I gotta see that sometime. You're welcome to all my parties.
i thought shiva was the one with 9 buttholes.
Nope.
Sorry Tommy, you got Shiva mixed up with Ayn Rand.
screw you satan. no more midnight baby sacrifices in the woods for you, ya little fucker.
imagine if cow's udders were acutally penises (4 stomachs means 4 penises) and bulls were actually female and they had four vaginas. and when a cow mounted a bull, each of the four penises had to go into the right vagina because each penis squirts out a different kind of semen. And the ancients thought that each of the four elements came out of each cow penis: earth, wind, water, and fire (they discovered this by tasting it).
what a sweet world that would be.
my penises tipped over the gas lantern
I-am-from-planet-Graxicton-in-the Blaribitupecular-system. Tommy-you-have-described-the-mating-ritual-between-our-males-and-females. We-have-no-females-left-so-will-infiltrate-earth-to-take-over-by-mating-with-these-"cows"-you-speak-of
Would that mean everyone would be drinking semen?
Why, that's almost as good as pee!
i would love to have a round table with satan, shiva, jesus, these aliens. the shit that comes out of these mouths. astounding. then me, satan, the alien, and jesus would challenge shiva to a game of flippies.
but jesus would be accused of cheating because all the beer would pour out the hole in his side.
that's why no one will ever let me play flippies
what is flippies?
it's when you get bored so you alternate between vaginal and anal rape.
Happy Thanksgiving Mike!
no man, that's called TAPS
cuz it's all about tapping that ass!
put us together and marvel at our similarity to a vag and an asshole
nice. how i want to pound that puckered brown piece of plastic with it's sinful sixfold symmetry.
Every now and then I sneak in a poo or pee flavor. They're my favorites.
Harry Potter is my son.
i'm so powerful i've accumulated 33 comments.
I am the antichrist
no, I am the antichrist.
...and I can't get enough of these well being snacky cakes. Mmm-mmm good!
Those chocolate snack-cakes are actually my turds.
let me borrow your invisibility cloke, i want to know what a live naked girl looks like
a dead naked girl is where it's at
i made smurfette so that i could fuck her.
no, you made smurfette so that I could fuck her.
my beef curtains are like a catcher's mitt
that's because for years now i've been ramming you daily with the handle of this here sledgehammer.
Die smurfs! DIE!!!
DIE!!!
I will kill you all.
Kent Brockman is a douche
Living on spongecake...
isn't that a jimmy buffet line?
After the ballet Jimmy Buffet ate sorbet at the buffet.
i'm 50! i like to kick! stretch! aaaaaaannnd kick! i'm sally o'malley and I'm 50!
That is correct! Have some of my turds as a prize.
I like eatin' them coyote turds!
boomsa you're graduating right? congrats.
S.
...actually it seems that michael is still missing 45 gen ed credits. We're looking at a few more years here.
i'm a freshman and i'm rushing ATO!
Thanks for ruining my fucking Christmas by not posting, and leaving me with warm weather bullshit pictures to pass this depressing time. Now I'm old like you.
I'm poopoo for coco cuffs
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