I went to Utah for a few days for an interview with a valve company. I went out the first night and slept through my first interview the next morning. That afternoon, I gave up coffee and alcohol and married thirteen women. They asked me back, so I'm trying to work it out so that they'll fly Jenn and I out there for a ski trip. Now I just have to find a way around telling Jenn that I married 0.001 percent of the state's female population.